Vegas is a fun time. The house is far from the strip. My bro cant rent a car cause hes too young so I had to. Chevy cobalt, cherry red mofo. It's a blast. Driving here is weird. No money spent on infrastructure. The gap between rich and poor is huge. Help me Obama.
The strip is huge, day 1 consisted of buses and public transpo is bad here. Long walks and Holly can't take it. In the desert you need a camel. Anyone catch Conan? I missed it. We've been eating lunch buffets, still on eastern time, delicious food, real cheap.
Today we went to a real sketchy XO liquor store, black guys with shirts off and Spanish guys. Easy to get racist here. It was pretty scary. Video monitor connected to police station.
Went to grocery store, parking lot filled with security, guy stole a appy juice, securidado caught him and he just bailed, he was like 40, sad.
Take a pic of your car if you get a chance. I want to see this supposed 'cherry red mofo'.
ReplyDeleteI watched Conan's first show. His opening bit was him in his apartment in New York going through a checklist of everything that he needs to do to move to California to do the Tonight Show; he's done everything except actually move to California, so for the next 5 minutes, you see him sprinting from the east coast to the west coast. His guest was Will Ferrell. He came out Cleopatra-style being carried in on a bed by 6 musclely dudes. Hilarious.
Man, glad you're getting the full cultural experience of America. Vegas sounds like a melting pot of everything quintessentially American: gross materialism, extravagance, unadressed poverty, and strategically located cheap liquor stores. Something to see, fo sho!
ReplyDeleteHave a blast tonight, buddy! Can't wait to see all the pics and hear the stories.
Ben